can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
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Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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