White coat. Heels.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
