I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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