the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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