i jhust puked up my retainher.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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