so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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