I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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