is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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