I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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