I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
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I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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