i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Rumble strips road head = magical
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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