Man, jail baloney is awful.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
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i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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