Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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