If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Randomize
