one might say we're banned from that church
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you win again, gameday.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
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