Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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