ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
is wine microwaveable?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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