just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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