VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
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It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
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I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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