so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Two words: nipple clamps
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