If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
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i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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