Three words: puerto rican gang bang
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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