just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
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He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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