So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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