Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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