I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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