U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
My dick has a subreddit
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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