She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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