I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
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I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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