I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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