But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
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