Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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