I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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