1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
