Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
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It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
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Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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