There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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