you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
So much Jack, so little girl.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I wear drunk well.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I currently don't understand fingers.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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