I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
too bad you live with your parents still
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
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The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Two words: nipple clamps
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