I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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