I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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I need you to use more vowels.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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