Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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