handjob tips. give me some.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
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i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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