Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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