it wasn't lemon gatorade
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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