guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
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A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
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Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Someone came in the potted fern
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
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