"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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