Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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