u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
is wine microwaveable?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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