Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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