your room smells of hookers.
And success
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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