It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
