Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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