would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
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I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
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