Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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