Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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